" I think this, I think that, I think this, I think that, I think this, I think that, I think this, I think that, I think this, I think that, I think this, I think that, I think this, I think that, I think this, I think that, I think this, I think that, I think this, I think that, I think this, I think that, I think this, I think that, I think this, I think that, I think this, I think that, I think this, I think that, I think this, I think that... "

I have heard these three words every day since I began to walk the halls of higher education.

Every time I hear or say it, my brain shouts out to me:

WHAT DOES GOD SAY?!


Let us not forget to consult the BIBLE when deciding our opinions

Rope Tech

The reality which is most certainly NOT Paul

I got an interesting e-mail the other day. It was "Paul Howe". You know, the one that doesn't really exist? Yeah, that one. "He" told me that "He" was in the area and was having a get-together of some friends and that he wanted me to attend. Naturally, being the inquisitive investigator and staunch truth-seeker that I am, decided to go check it out.

I walked in the door to behold a scene that wasn't altogether shocking for me. It was just what I had expected. No Paul. He was nowhere in sight. Maybe he was in the kitchen...

Walking around the corner, I was greeted by a most convincing of impostors. Here was "Paul", dressed in a deceiving outfit of a striped red shirt and khaki pants. He took one look at me and grinned, offering me a big hug to prove his existence. Naturally, I played along. I wasn't going to let them know that I was on to their little scheme.

I knew exactly what was up! They had brought the same model that they had hired for all the pictures, to make an appearance at the gathering! He must have been not only a model, but an actor! Ha! They thought they could fool me! I'll teach them to try and pull the wool over Christy's eyes! Christy is not so easily disillusioned!

I took a picture for you, my reader's, perusal. Now, we mustn't be too critical of the attempts to convince us of the reality which is most certainly NOT Paul. The poor people need to be let down gently and professional help made available to them.

haha, just kidding! I have decided to "embrace the truth and say hello to Paul." It was great to meet you, Paul! The reality was even better then the "fictitious". Safe travels and God bless!

We're Back (Product of an early morning shift at the front desk)

Lyrics :
We're back, we're back, we're backety back
To good 'ol U-S-A
Where people speak the language we know
Oh! How Exciting

We're back in the good 'ol USA
From far off Holland and the Netherlands
I can't rap
You know that
Oh! How exciting!