Rumors have been circulating the campus regarding a certain video containing a certain friend and fork-full of onions. It could be considered a blackmail video. Or it could just be a funny video of some funny friends and a funny vegetable in a funny place. I choose to think of it as the latter.
(and yes, I was supposed to turn off the video before she spit them out. That was the plan we decided on - but sometimes you've got to be flexible and diverge from the plan. This just happened to be one of those times...)